OOC

A practice log that just kind of... happened, between a very OOC Yuber and a very annoyed Officer Hervey Pierson....

Text color - Yuber

Text color - Hervey

Text color - Mun talk

Text - Mun-name

HellsKoroshiya: But this is Yuber's Aim, all yubers. XD
Lufia Luf: Ooh! ^^ I'm good. XD.
Lufia Luf: ... Yuber's AIM.. *snickers* XD
HellsKoroshiya: Yes you are! :DDD
HellsKoroshiya: Hee hee, I can't imagine Yuber typing at a compy...
HellsKoroshiya: or maybe I can... him typing something like "HAHAHA!  I'LL  KILL YOU!" Or somethin' to freak little children out. >__>
Lufia Luf: *dies* We repeated ourselves... XD. -- ..... HAH. That'd be kinda cute.
HellsKoroshiya: X3 I think that would be scary, there'd be a whole thing about parents putting up bans on childrens' use of internet on the news that night XD
Lufia Luf: Exactly. >3
HellsKoroshiya: I wonder if Yuber and Hervey will ever meet in PGC...
Lufia Luf: Well, considering Hervey's fighting crime and Yuber is, potentially, the crime.. Heh, heh. I pity Hervey if he runs into Yuber.
HellsKoroshiya: Lol I love how you said that, 'Yuber is, potentially, the crime' XD
HellsKoroshiya: I'll make Yuber behave if that happens. ^^;
Lufia Luf: Heh, heh. ^^.
HellsKoroshiya: Ahh now I want them to meet because that would make me laugh XD
HellsKoroshiya: I like you're Hervey, he's funny. ^^
Lufia Luf: Hervey would for sure tick him off... even if he's off duty and unaware of Yuber's job and all.
Lufia Luf: Aww, thanks! ^^.
Lufia Luf: Hervey's fun to play, although a little confusing.
HellsKoroshiya: And then Yuber would have to force himself to wait until tonight where he can kill Hervey with no witnesses... *_* XD
HellsKoroshiya: Welcome!  I know how you feel though, Sharon and Yuber... they're so opposite. @_@ I'm gonna die XD
Lufia Luf: *DIES* XD. Well, it's fun to play completely opposite characters... Viki and Hervey. zomg OPPOSITE.
Lufia Luf: Heh, heh. Hervey can run around with his gun. <3
HellsKoroshiya: Hee hee, polar opposites, we're both screwed. XD
HellsKoroshiya: That isn't obvious at all Hervey... no... packing a magnum .44 under your jacket... nothing obvious whatsoever. X3
Lufia Luf: ... <333
Lufia Luf: I can still see him doing it. He's so.. smart. :D
HellsKoroshiya: Lol, I'm going to go all out with Yuber's favorite weapons... it's all on his bio. XD
Lufia Luf: omg, his swords were pretty!
HellsKoroshiya: *grin* I know, I want XD
Lufia Luf: Pity he'll be getting them dirty often. XP
HellsKoroshiya: very, often. XDDD
Lufia Luf: Yeah. I dread when the two of them meet. "YOU! You're under arrest for -- Holy shit, is that a sword?"
HellsKoroshiya: *dies*
HellsKoroshiya: "Are you sure?  Let me give you a closer look..."
HellsKoroshiya: XD
Lufia Luf: "PUT. THE SWORD. DOWN." XP. And he'll be like 'wtf people use swords these days?'
HellsKoroshiya: I'm suddenly picturing Yuber running after some random victim screaming "Come here my precious!" >__<
Lufia Luf: Awwwwww!!!
HellsKoroshiya: XDDDD
Lufia Luf: That's really adorable. XD
HellsKoroshiya: "Lie on the ground and then I'll put the sword down."
HellsKoroshiya: adorable? That's damned creepy to me ahaha
Lufia Luf: XDXD!!
"... You're not very funny."
HellsKoroshiya: This is periolously close to RPing... ahahaha
Lufia Luf: Yeah. XD
HellsKoroshiya: "You're face is.  Lie down dammit!"
"... ... You're under arrest for charges of attempted molestation on a male officer AND running your sword through people."
HellsKoroshiya: *dead*
Lufia Luf: :D
"Puh-lease, don't flatter yourself.  But guilty on the running of swords through other people, would you like to see my gun?  It's shiny."
HellsKoroshiya: He said puh-lease
HellsKoroshiya: XDDD
Lufia Luf: XDXD
"Listen, criminal. I'm the dude with the gun here. See? You can keep your sword and PUT IT ON THE GROUND."
"I am insulted now.  I am not some petty criminal!  And I do see.  I also see that your gun is pathetic and mine is better.  I'm not putting my sword down until you lie on the ground stupid!"
"My -- Did you insult my gun? Did you know that they say the SWORD IS THE SAMURAI'S SOUL!? Well, my GUN is my soul! And this is one of those piss-all stupid standard guns, too, so shut up and put the sword down! All that you say can and will be held against you!"
HellsKoroshiya: ... I just thought of the stupidest pick up lines ever for a cop XD
Lufia Luf: ... Oh my god? XD
"The only thing going down is you copper!  Everything I say huh?  So if I say you..."
HellsKoroshiya: XDDD
Lufia Luf: ....... oh my god.
Lufia Luf: XD
HellsKoroshiya: Hervey won't be saying that line again... ahahaha
"................................................. MOLESTATION OF A MALE OFFICER."
HellsKoroshiya: *headdesk and dies*
Lufia Luf: There is no attempt anymore. XP
HellsKoroshiya: "Is that an invitation?"
HellsKoroshiya: mwa hahaha
"........ I'm not sure if I should pull out the handcuffs. I really... um... Okay! KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
HellsKoroshiya: lmao
"Please do, bondage does make the night entertaining.  And certainly officer, no doubt you will be imagining the pain and ecstasy these hands can bring you..."
Lufia Luf: *choke*
HellsKoroshiya: hee hee hee
HellsKoroshiya: I've gone so OOC with him... this bodes badly for my RPing days XD
"... ... ... YEAH, BACKUP? I need a straightjacket and a van to take him to the... uh.. psych ward here? Yeah, he's HITTING ON ME. -- No, not physically, ASSHOLE."
Lufia Luf: Aww!
HellsKoroshiya: Physically... *snerk*
"Yes, by all means, call more officers.  We'll have an orgy then."
HellsKoroshiya: ;;
HellsKoroshiya: way too many creative liberties... is modern Yuber allowed to be a pervert? XD
"... I'm going to TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT. And it won't be bondage!"
Lufia Luf: ... Haha! XD. I have no clue.. probably. XP
"Does this mean I'm bottom?"
HellsKoroshiya: XD *DEAD*
".............. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?"
Lufia Luf: Hervey, Hervey~ Always so easily distracted!
HellsKoroshiya: *So dead*
HellsKoroshiya: Is his radio still on? O__O
HellsKoroshiya: XDDD
Lufia Luf: YES. XD
HellsKoroshiya: Omg that's perfect! XDDD
"Well you said you would put tape over my mouth, and said no bondage, that connotates that you make the decisions, obviously that would declare I am bottom.  Not that I mind, I can still ravage you senselessly from that point of view."
".......... why me... This is my first week on the job here and nooo, I don't get to arrest any drug addict or criminal, I get some raving LUNATIC. That wants to RAPE me oh my god... I'M ARRESTING YOU. Under charges of molestation, harassment of an officer, murder and... and... HAVING FAKE NUMBERPLATES."
"... fake numberplates?  If you had wanted more interesting charges you could have asked.  Currently you can charge me for 79 charges of first degree murder, 12 of 3rd degree murder, how poor of me to accidentally kill them, 24 charges of arsonry, smuggling, illegal drug distribution, 3 genocides, 9 charges of encouraging a mob into a frenzy of killing sprees, several terrorist classified attacks... any more?  I have enough to spend the rest of our lives together." -insert wicked grin-
HellsKoroshiya: Thank gods for Forensics class.
HellsKoroshiya: XD
Lufia Luf: *DIES*
Lufia Luf: I wanted to take forensics this year! I WANTED TO!!!!!
Lufia Luf: I'll stick with CSI though. ._.;
HellsKoroshiya: YOU SO SHOULD! :DDD it's so much fun! ^^
"... ... ... ... Where are my handcuffs... I'm ignoring anything you say. IGNORING IT ALL."
Lufia Luf: I'm hoping to take it next semester.. <3. Too late to change subjects now~
HellsKoroshiya: Aww *comfort*  You'll enjoy it if you're not squeamish
HellsKoroshiya: When we did the bug section, the girl next to me was squeaking.  I was eating peanuts and laughing. XD
Lufia Luf: XDXD!!
Lufia Luf: Reminds me of brain dissections in year 7... me and my friends got to dissect other group's brains since the girls wouldn't touch 'em.. Heh, heh.
"Ten charges of theft of government, hacking into state security files, charged with training known members of sacrificial cults, oh... how absentminded of me.  19 charges of sexual assault and or otherwise." -leers menacingly-
HellsKoroshiya: That reminds me of the eye dissection...
HellsKoroshiya: so much fun XD
Lufia Luf: I MISSED OUT ON THAT. ;_; *was absent that day*
HellsKoroshiya: D:
"... S-sexual assault?" *falters a little... but proceeds to start handcuffing the psycho*
HellsKoroshiya: .... should Yuber bring Hervey an eye and a scalpel for as a gift to make up for that? XD
Lufia Luf: ........ XDDDDDD
"*lets Hervey handcuff him and feel a bit secure* Indeed.  Sexual assault, I'm very good at it, or so my victims tell me.  Would you like a demonstration?"
Lufia Luf: This is making me imagine Yuber as a stalker now. XD
HellsKoroshiya: YES!  I'll tell Piru that's his job, STALKER! XD
Lufia Luf: oh my god. XDXD
HellsKoroshiya: XD
"NO. Definitely NOT. *grumbles and shoves Yuber against a wall, shoving his gun at Yuber's back*"
HellsKoroshiya: Odd... I somehow imagine Yuber will end up working/hunting Albert in the near future... instead Hervey might worm his way into the hunting part... ahahaha
"A pity.  That means I will take you willing then.  So, do you feel safer now?" -whistles-
Lufia Luf: Oh my. XD;
HellsKoroshiya: hee hee hee... Yubers talent: Twisting everything you say.
HellsKoroshiya: XD
Lufia Luf: It's amazing. <3
HellsKoroshiya: XD
"W-willing!? Where are you pulling this shit from!? NO. I DON'T FEEL SAFE. I'm standing behind a PSYCHO RETARDED WEIRDO."
HellsKoroshiya: psycho retarded weirdo.... ahaha XD that is a lovely insult Hervey. ^^
Lufia Luf: He was never good at insults. D:
"Such crude language. *grin* And I did not say safe, I said safer. So, do you?"
HellsKoroshiya: No no!  That's a great insult! XD  Seriously! it combines all of Yuber's 'problems' into three words! XD
"..... Yeah well, YES, 'cause I've got a gun to your back an -- AGHHH. SHUT UP. I'M ON DUTY. I'm not arguing with you!! You're UNDER ARREST."
Lufia Luf: *dies* XD
HellsKoroshiya: XD
"My apologies then. *holds up uncuffed hands and dangles them teasingly behind his back still not moving* I understand completely, do you want these back?  Or will you try again?"
Lufia Luf: Have you seen Starsky and Hutch the movie? Hervey is sooo Starsky.
HellsKoroshiya: Oh no, I haven't!  Now I have to. :o
HellsKoroshiya: XD
Lufia Luf: Aww. XD
HellsKoroshiya: ack now I must go see if my brother has that movie lmao
"............... I don't like you very much right now. At all. Shut up. Shut up. *snatches the handcuffs away from Yuber and tries to cuff his hands again*"
Lufia Luf: Aww! XD
"Once again my unending apologies. *smirk*  Ah, trying again I see.  So, how long do you think you will have that gun at my back?"
HellsKoroshiya: They're so.... weirdly funny together.  *giggle* I wonder if we can form something that will force them to work together...
HellsKoroshiya: Yuber'll flip, he hates teamwork
"*manages to cuff Yuber with one hand... and KEEPS that one hand on the cuff, his other hand still with the gun at his back* YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. STAY under arrest!"
Lufia Luf: Hervey'll flip 'cause he'll be with... and then... *dies* XD. That'd be kinda amusing.
HellsKoroshiya: ahahah 'stay under arrest' XD
Lufia Luf: Police academy should probably have like, a course for officers to deal with.. violence and sarcasm... and hateful hateful behaviour. XP
"But that is hardly any fun.  Very well, I'll humor you.  So, now I'm at your mercy, completely. Now what shall you do with me?"
HellsKoroshiya: XD
HellsKoroshiya: Then where would the fun be? ahaha
Lufia Luf: XD!
"... I'm going to drag your ass to my car and take you IN, buddy. *proceeds to drag Yuber to his car, beyond pissed off*"
"*eloquent sigh* Ah, as much fun as it would be to slaughter you entire precinct, I have business to attend to. *slips his hands out of the handcuffs* Do I get a goodbye kiss?"
"*twitches and just drops the handcuffs, proceeding to shove Yuber against his car now* NO. Definitely NOT. Stay PUT dammit, you have business in JAIL.. you... you... *tries to think of something to say* ... COW... in... a suit... I.. ARGH. *under a lot of stress*"
"I must protest that 'cow' comment.  Poor officer, how unfair that you are the one to meet me.  Fate must hate you, you know? *one hand grabs Hervey's on his back and he pulls him down, switching positions, he is now pinning Hervey to the car* So... about that goodbye kiss..."
Lufia Luf: *CHOKE*
"I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS. *squirms and waves his restricted gun hand uselessly, unable to aim* THIS IS MOLESTATION!!"
"Legal, who said what I'm about to do is legal?  And indeed it is, I'm so appreciative that you know your dictionary, officer. *grins wickedly and plants a kiss on his cheek* Now is that so bad?" -still holding him-
"*cringes and tries his best to lean away from Yuber now, greatly unsatisfied with his current dillema* Ye -- LET GO OF ME. AGGH. You'll regret you ever made fun of me! I'll HUNT YOU DOWN!"
"I look forward to it, officer...? I never did catch your name, and if you wish to hunt me you will need my own alias, an exchange perhaps?"
"*tries to straighten, though not doing well under circumstances* Officer Hervey Pierson! Yeah, you? You're going down!"
"*grin and bends down to whisper in his ear* Koroshiya to many a victim, to you, Officer Pierson... Yuber.  We will meet again, I'm sure." -plants a last kiss on his cheek and bolts off, blending into crowds-
HellsKoroshiya: XD so heroic lol we need Zorro music!
Lufia Luf: Hervey's traumatized for real. D: